Mummies

Alan waves in disgust as his fiancée walks in on him having a shit…

Thanks to Eric via Facebook

Nice Jacket

We’ll admit it, that face is quite disturbing – but not as disturbing as that 80’s tracksuit, which leads us to the next question. Where the hell are his trousers?!

Children of the Damned

If we told you this one had a large kitchen knife in it’s back pocket would you believe us?

Children of the Damned + Ugly jeans and top = Scary!

Hit By The Recession

Humans weren’t the only ones hit by the credit crunch. After a successful career at the United Colours of Benetton, this young mannequin was made redundant and now works part time promoting $3 hippy bracelets at local music festivals. Oh how the mighty fall…